witch's cat

me: what was that on the road?

dad: ooooooo. should be some dead dog. a black one.

me: no way. it was a cat.

dad: there are no such thing as black cats. it was a dog. confirm.

me: what? no black cats?

dad: ya. there are only brown ones. no black cats.

me: since when?

dad: only witch's cat are black. so it has to be a dog.

me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

our conversation while on the way home. no black cats?! my dad freaking cute. sometimes.