the chinese vs the malaysian

中国人：今晚你有空吗？我没空！

马来西亚华人：今晚你得不得空？我不得空！

中国人 ：饼干受潮了…。

马来西亚华人：饼干'漏风'了…。

中国人：从上海去苏州要多少个小时？

马来西亚华人：从上海去苏州要几粒钟？

中国人：难道他不可以来吗？

马来西亚华人：你不给他不来啊？

中国人：周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。

马来西亚华人：周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

中国人 ：我一向都是这样的

马来西亚人：我一路来都是这样的啦

中国人：我的手机掉进沟渠了。

马来西亚华人：我的手机掉进龙沟了。

中国人：这样你不是很不值得吗？

马来西亚华人：这样你 '马' 很不 '歹'？

中国人 ：你真是聪明！

马来西亚华人：你真是pan nai！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思)

中国人 ：你安静！

马来西亚华人：你diam diam！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)

中国人 ：我要去银行取款。

马来西亚华人：我要去银行'按钱'。

中国人 ：为什么？

马来西亚华人：做么？

中国人 ：你很强~

马来西亚华人：你很够力~

中国人：明天也叫他一起去吧！

马来西亚华人：明天叫'埋'他一起去！

中国人 ：我很郁闷~~~

马来西亚华人：我很'显'（sien）啊~~~~（'显'比郁闷的境界更高）

中国人 ：你再说我就打你！

马来西亚华人：你再说我就hood你！（有点粗俗的）

中国人 ：你在说什么？

马来西亚华人：你在说sommok？

中国人 ：你不要令我丢脸~

马来西亚华人：你不要'下水'我~

中国人 ：真被你气到…。

马来西亚华人：被你炸到…。

中国人 ：你别乱来~

马来西亚华人：你表乱乱来~

中国人 ：你很无聊

马来西亚华人：你很废

中国人 ：迫切

马来西亚华人：bek chek

中国人 ：我们一起吃这碗面~

马来西亚华人：我们'公司'吃这碗面~（源自马来语的kongsi，就是一起分享的意思）

中国人 ：我们结婚吧！

马来西亚华人：我们结'分'吧！（'婚'字受粤语影响，所以音不标准）

中国人 ：今天的天气很热~

马来西亚华人：今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~（'到'字要拉长，然后没有下文了）

中国人 ：哇!

马来西亚华人：哇捞weh!!!!

中国人 ：我受不了他！

马来西亚华人：我behtahan他！


another chinese post. please don't kill me my dear banana friends. :P

say my name, say my name

found this in benjamin's blog. the college benjamin not the church one. :P so i figured i'd try it out to kill some time. and the results was hilarious crazyyyyyy.

anyway, it's like a name dictionary. not really like dead on accurate because people edit it and write whatever they want, but it's really funny.

you should try it out. *click*

so here are a few of the true meanings of my name.


Clearly the most ridiculously awesome person ever. You just don't get more awesome than Kylie.

Wow! She MUST be a Kylie!! She's just so awesome!!

you have gotta love this dictionary!! xD

Kylie is an aborigonal australian name meaning a type of boomerang

get me the kylie one

i'm a boomerang.. @_@

An extremely beautiful girl who is liked by many people, very smart and caring, athletic and surprising at everything she does. She can make anybody laugh and loves to smile. She is not like any other, she's amazing. She has friends that are incredible. She's so much fun and likes to take risks

kylie is a girl to hang on to and never let go

awwww.. this is so sweet. i'm guessing the person who wrote this is a Kylie too.

A girl that laughs. And laughs..and laughs. A Kylie is when somebody is always doing something that you never expect or that is random, you just can't help but to laugh too.

1. "Last night you pulled a Kylie"
2. "Man have you noticed that you're always acting like a Kylie?"

laughs and laughs and laughs.. do i really laugh that much?!

ultimate sweetness

ohmygawd.. click play click play!!

it's a CF/MV of gaeul and yijung

sweetest couple ever i swear

couldn't stop smiling at their sweet interaction

they look so good with each other

ughhh.. can't they just get married or something?!

:P

free but not so free week

i don't have any classes tomorrow and not feeling a teensy bit sleepy right now thanks to my long nap this afternoon

from 3 till 9

like i said, longgggggggggggggg nap

so that explains why i'm writing this now

at 3:26am in the morning

i've only 1 class this week

last MS class and T3 replacement

JY promised to bring me out for dim sum :)

care to join?

good excuse to ponteng MS right

this week's timetable is so in favor with me

only 3 classes for the whole week is pretty awesome okie

couldn't say the same for my huge pile of homework though

it's like our lecturers couldn't bear to see us rot away with our free time

wait.. how many past year questions are we supposed to complete again?

i've lost track

just take that number and multiply with 3 and you'll get my favorite past time for the week

the only past time seems more like it

pffft..

yeah baby

i'm going to leehom's concert!!!!

weeeeeeeeeeeee..

so to my friends who will be there

i'll see you guys there alright

though i doubt i could spot you in the huge crowd

i only know JY and sydney is going

who else?

p/s: thank you peay ying for the free ticket ^^

p/s 2: saturday come quick!!

sing your heart out

okay.. don't say i didn't warn you

LONG POST AHEAD PEOPLE..

you read at your own risk :P

mock is finally over!!!!! *woohoo*

i'm kinda T5-phobic now

don't know how i'm gonna fair in this exam

can only hope for the best *fingers crossed*

T3 and T4 was okay

quite happy that i can finally balance my accounts

yes you can laugh at the fact that i couldn't manage to balance it before

i don't care now

my accounts are balance YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!

finally understand the excitement of balancing your accounts

call me a nerd, i don't care

now that we've finally got that off our shoulders

it's time to have fun and go siao

just so you know, we had a perfect excuse for that too

to celebrate lawrence & chin shen's birthday

well, it was more of celebrating lawrence's because chin shen's is the next day

and we didn't buy any cake

too bloated up after the meal in redbox

sorry lawrence... it didn't really feel like a birthday party and all

hope you had fun

i definitely did.. :)

redbox had good business today because of us

almost our whole class went there

but there were 3 different rooms

weird right.. 

it was sorta last minute plan for some of us

so it end up that way

our room was kinda fun

everyone was kinda microphone-shy at first

but after a few rounds we were pretty high

like really highhhhhh :P

and aaron brought along his super camera

so there was a great time of camwhoring

plus we had an overeager photographer, soon soon

he was enjoying himself so much that we couldn't stop but pose more for him

we sang for 3 hours and only paid about RM10

quite worth it lar..

let's go again!!!!!!!!! :P

oh ya nearly forgot about this

while we were waiting for the free shuttle bus to pyramid

mr bill came and offered us a lift

how nice of him

we were feeling kinda weird over his sudden kindness but we just hopped in anyway

if not we'll have to walk ler

who knows what time the shuttle bus will be there

his car was a nissan i think

i'm not really good at cars so correct me if i'm wrong

it was supposed to only fit 5 people

but we managed to fit in 7 people, including mr bill

we had to squeeze like sardines weiiiii

the car had some difficulties going over bumps some more

mr bill had to go like sideways

then jy said the cars behind us will think our driver's drunk xD

and..

oh ya!! soon soon was sitting on aaron *wakakakaka*

the car was kinda stuffy

and us laughing so hard was making it a whole lot worse

we came out all sweaty and with leg cramps

it was a torturing but fun ride

thanks mr B.. :)

p/s: i wanna skate skate skate!!

happy 19

i'm officially 19 today

yes i'm getting older, ain't we all?!

so stop reminding me already.. :P

college:

my classmates surprised me with a birthday cake during the end of a T5 break

and mr bill played along with them

he was like, okay class let's start our lesson but with a cheeky smile on his face

i was feeling kinda weird about the whole thing then i hear "happy birthday to you" and in comes ah huat with the birthday cake

i was really really surprised

never thought that they'd buy a cake & celebrate my birthday in class like that

there was an exam beside our class some more

and mr bill was like, sing louder sing louder :P

thank you my dear classmates of CAT january 2009 group 2

you guys rock!! :)

after class chia syn, san san, chin shen, li ting & jia hui  (friend of san san's) went to kinpachi for lunch

chia syn paid for my very nice japanese lunch and san san drove us there

the place was really nice

food was great and quite a big portion i must say

had a great time of camwhoring, laughing and talking nonsense

kinpachi restaurant ^^

chia syn who insisted i take a picture of her

li ting showing off her fooooood

li ting's

mine :)

group photo minus san san who went to take the car

secondary school friends:

then i rushed back to leisure mall neway to meet up with my kuen cheng darlings

sorry i was late girls~~~

didn't know so many of them turned up

it was kinda dark in the karaoke room and i had to switch on the lights to clearly see their faces

meeiqi, carmen, wanying, zimei, hueying, heng, zhijie, xiaoying were all there

feels so good to see them again

i miss you guys terribly

when i arrived some of them had to leave already T_T

so in the end there were only 5 of us left (wanying, zimei, zhijie, carmen & me)

zhijie blasted the sound system and we were screaming our lungs out

yes i meant screaming, not singing *haha*

our time was up at 6:30pm but we stayed in the room until the operator switched off the mains

and that was already 7pm :P

so we went off to wong kok for dinner & the super large free jug of tea which is only given out to the birthday baby of that day

not sure what the tea is called but it tastes like teh tarik

had a lot of fun catching up with each other & laughing our heads off

i never realized how much i miss you all until i finally see you guys face to face

time just flies

but i hope our bond will stay strong

i'll always remember the happy & insane moments

it'll be some time before we meet again

take care~~~~ :)

 

wan ying, zhi jie & me

the large free tea from wong kok

april babies.. ^^

we finished the whole thing *wakakaka*

okay, i'm finally done with my birthday post

wanna say a big THANK YOU to:

san san for the yummylicious birthday cake

chia syn for the nice nice lunch

aaron for documenting my special day with his super camera

wanying & carmen for making today's party possible

and of course you guys out there with all the wishes, presents, sms-es, facebook comments, hugs and love

p/s: i'm still waiting for pictures from aaron. will post it when i get those. :P

making sentences

i don't know how many of my readers could read chinese

if you couldn't, go search for google translator :P

this is hilarious

１。题目：一边……一边……

小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。

老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？

２。题目：其中

小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？

３。题目：陆陆续续

小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。

老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？

４。题目：难过

小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。

老师批语：老师更难过。

５。题目：又 又

小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。

老师批语；你的妈妈是变形金钢吗？

６。题目：你看

小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊

老师批语：没看过

７。题目：欣欣向荣

小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。

老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！

８。题目：好吃

小朋友写：好吃个屁。

老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。

９。题目：天真

小朋友写：今天真热。

老师批语：你真天真。

１０。题目：果然

小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。

老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。

１１。题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。

小朋友写：先生，再见！

老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。

１２。题目：况且

小朋友写：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且况且况

老师批语：我死了算了

the best of the best

Friend calls your parents by mr. and mrs

Best friend calls your parents dad and mom

Friend has never seen you cry

Best Friend has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best friend opens the fridge and makes him/herself at home

Friend asks you to write down your number.

Best friend ask you for his/her number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best friend has a closet full of your stuff

Friend only knows a few things about you

Best friend could write a biography on your life

Friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend will always go with you

thinking of someone while you were reading through?

those are the people that will be there for you no matter what

cherish them

for they only come once in a lifetime

i'm glad i have you guys by my side

loves~~ :)

happy birthday-s

i don't have much friends celebrating birthdays in april
that was until i came to college and met a bunch-ful of april babies :)

i might forget about it after a few days
so may as well post it first while i can

here are the list of them

apr 9 ah lum
apr 13 chee mun
apr 14 daniel & zi mei *same day ooo..*
apr 17 ME!!!!!!!!! *presents presents xD*
apr 20 ruo ying & joel *lols*
apr 24 lawrence
apr 25 chin shen mummy
apr 29 timothy lim
apr 30 carmen

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY to ah lum & chee mun

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the rest

let's all go out and have a big big april birthday celebration :)

我的回忆不是我的 - 海鸣威 & 泳儿

伤心的总会任性

灰心的总会用气力

将最好的过去    将最多的细碎

锁到属于你的眼睛

失恋的不够耐心

失恋的不信是注定

于最黑的世界

于最光的刹那

感到属于你的气息

即使很多一起过的

想起的通通你的

为着是浪漫的爱情

通通都可再见但承诺可再听

什么可不变色 Oh Baby

当晚与你记住蒲公英

今晚偏偏想起风的清劲

回忆不再受制于我   我承认

回忆也许你的

当晚与你记住流水声

今晚站在大地自己倾听

难道送别你    回头总是虔诚

谁能怪我    总是太感性

失恋的都有惰性

失恋的都记住约定

当理想的世界

当理想的刹那

因爱   无分你的我的

即使很多一起过的

想起的通通你的

为着是浪漫的爱情

通通都可再见但承诺可再听

什么可不变色 Oh Baby

当晚与你记住蒲公英

今晚偏偏想起风的清劲

回忆不再受制于我   我承认

回忆也许你的

当晚与你记住流水声

今晚站在大地自己倾听

难道送别你    回头总是虔诚

谁能怪我    总是太感性

after exam

just finished my PTs on friday

don't ask me how i did

because i don't know myself

when i thought i did okay, i ended up failing it

so no point thinking about it until i get proof, the exam papers

anyway, was thinking that i could relax and lie back a little since i had a really rough week

i mean, post-exam times are supposed to be relaxing and do-nothing right?

so wrong!!!

i just remembered that i have tons of homework to complete by tuesday

thanks to someone that i'm not really fond of at the moment, mind you

was hoping that someone could be a teensy bit more considerate looking at our current situation

but no hope for that

none whatsoever

haih..

at least there's something to look forward to my already-quite-gloom-weekend

there's gonna be a special easter performance tomorrow by the sunday school kiddies + mif youth

the mif youth are mostly in the band

leeyng tried a new combination of them this time

usually it's those few people who are playing the piano and the guitar

but this time it's totally different

other than ah kong who's stuck with the bass, can't change that 1 though :P

so here's the list of them, in case you're wondering

and if you weren't, no harm in reading it anyway right?! *winks*

lead singer: euvern

backup singers: kaier & lee chin

pianist: yuesum

guitarist: ben yong & zhiyuan

bass guitarist: douglas yong ah kong :D

drummer: ben hor

other singers: sunday school kids *those that turns up, that is*

okay.. my post is getting weird

so i better stop now

HAPPY EASTER PEOPLE~~~~~~ :)

to believe

never give up hope
for everything you want is just right there waiting for you

just a few more steps
just a few more seconds
and it'll be within your grasp



i want to believe

i'll try to believe

losing me

there's so many things i want to say
so many stuff that happened

and yet i couldn't find the words to describe them
they're stuck in my head
random thoughts floating around
i need to let them all out
but it's just stuck there

ever had this kinda feeling before?

i feel vulnerable to my surroundings
i feel stuck
i feel.....

i'm starting to not feel anything anymore

and it's scaring me




i need to find me

i need to find it back fast

shhh..

to tell or not to tell
i don't know which to decide

some things are better left untold
that i believe

shut down

guess what
i was surfing through facebook photo albums and stuff
when suddenly my computer just shut down
automatically
without any notice

well, there was a pop-up before that
"the computer will shut down in 10 minutes to update"
being me, i just scanned through the words and closed it

after i-dont-know-how-long, the computer just shut down
i looked to my right
this girl who was using it was looking at me too
and the other girl at my far right was looking at both of us too
not really at us, but our computers lar
looking at it shut down

i laughed when i saw they're reaction
it's like annoyance but a slight hint of amusement in it
i guess that would be my reaction they were looking at too

"so what now?"
"i don't know. i guess they'll restart it."

then we waited

it did restart
but we couldn't use it
it was updating who-knows-what

it's small things like that that makes me laugh
small things that makes us feel better
it sure feels good
i'll need my daily dosage of crazy laughter

:)

pathetic life

sorry guys
i won't be updating as frequent as before
due to my overpacked timetable of classes and tests
they're just too plenty of them to ignore
life's crashing in like rocks

there's also another reason to it
my mum removed the cable connecting the modem to the computer
she'll only put it back during weekends
it's like i'm having curfew for using the computer
sheeshh..

if you're wondering how i'm posting this on a wednesday afternoon
i'm actually using the computer in the school library
like i said, pathetic life i'm leading now

will try to post more if i can
in the meantime
go stalk someone else's blog for once
:P

lousy news

i'm freaking pissed off right now

just found out that i didn't pass my T5

whether it's a joke or not i'm not sure

got a sms from mr bill

thinking that he sent it to make sure we study

but actually not everyone got the sms

there might be a test next week

nobody knows when

so we'll have to be prepared for it

if we fail it this time

don't have to bother taking the finals

confirm barred from the exam

no need take at all

don't even have to worry about it

for this sem at least

just feel really disappointed with myself

was hoping that i'll do better this time

at least better then the 50 marks i got before

who knew this would happen

i thought i did better coming out from the exam hall

as i did write more than i did in the previous exam

and now this happens

don't know what else more to say

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY LIFE SUCKS..

a time........

to remember

to relive the memories

to think of the passed loved ones

to cherish those still around you

not to regret

but to help us move on

i miss you both dearly

yeye & ah ma

the internet is effing slow

killed my desire to blog

the weather is hot like what

been like this for the past few days

where's all the rain when we need it?!

ughhhhh..

i'm whining

i'm pissed

i'm signing off now